Are you so bad as to lose to a monkey?

Now this is great. Pokershare.com is entering a live monkey into the 2006 WSOP. If you get eliminated by the monkey, you are offered a free entry to the 2007 WSOP as compensation. Not bad advertising unless the monkey gets pretty lucky.

I wonder if the monkey knows not to make a string bet, can put a chip on his cards to protect his hand, or is prone to go on Monkey-tilt. Imagine getting hit with monkey poop at the WSOP? Doesn't a monkey stick their finger in their butt and smell it? Wouldn't the cards get dirty? At least my cards are 100% plastic.

Mr. Monkey cannot play in my home game. Unless he's staked by a rich monkey-lover.